十分無聊, 但.........我笑了!

yahoo竟然有人拍賣金象米，請留意對答，笑死我！
問題1
ryan2****** (6) : 甚麼地方交收？你有多少數量？ 2008-04-05 16:57
jackywong666 (18) : 大量, 屯門區交收 2008-04-05 19:42
問題2
roller_coaster2**** (7) : 入面有幾多粒米? 2008-04-05 18:09
jackywong666 (18) : 你有冇電子磅? 有既睇下一米幾重自己除一除啦 2008-04-05 19:41
roller_coaster2**** (7) : 冇喎,你計到有幾多粒 2008-04-05 20:50
jackywong666 (18) : 我估點都有1万以上! 2008-04-06 00:01
問題3
rgoodtake2**** (76) : 有無金鳳米呀? 2008-04-05 22:20
jackywong666 (18) : 有呀!都係70蚊! 2008-04-06 00:01
rgoodtake2**** (76) : 咁有無雙羊白搭米呀 2008-04-06 00:07
jackywong666 (18) : 有丫!糙米白米紅米都有呀! 2008-04-06 00:11
rgoodtake2**** (76) : 唔知雙羊白搭米可唔可以搭意粉呢?其實你有幾多貨呢?因為我想開一間西餐廳 2008-04-06 00:12
jackywong666 (18) : 搭通粉仲好呀! 我D貨多到開酒樓都OK架 2008-04-06 00:13
rgoodtake2**** (76) : 唔好,你咁西...洋化.....岩晒開西餐廳啦,開酒樓浪費左你既天份 2008-04-06 00:15
jackywong666 (18) : 你係咪買架 2008-04-06 00:16
rgoodtake2**** (76) : 我多口吹下水姐,順便格下價,其實我教你一條一本萬利既好計.你將d米一粒粒咁種,假設一粒米生多十粒出黎,你一百包米就變一千,一千就變一萬,如此這般去到一兆包,你仲唔發達? 2008-04-06 00:19
jackywong666 (18) : 咁我2千万賣一包俾你啦,可以賺一兆包番黎架 2008-04-06 00:20
問題4
hkbn_****** (無) : 呢排唔係好夠錢我可唔可以剩係買20粒 20粒幾多錢? 有冇直接bid價 2008-04-06 00:17
jackywong666 (18) : 你班膠登仔唔好阻住做生意喎 ) 2008-04-06 00:19
問題5
comemon4***** (無) : 有冇谷牛賣?我個女想養^^ 2008-04-06 00:20
jackywong666 (18) : 金香牌就有谷牛, 有谷牛貴5蚊 2008-04-06 00:22
comemon4***** (無) : 今可唔可以買谷牛送米?谷牛5蚊? 2008-04-06 00:23
jackywong666 (18) : 送條毛俾你就得, 送米我好蝕架 2008-04-06 00:23
問題6
lam_chi_***** (17) : 巴打，唔好上網搵圖咁無誠意，介唔介意影你個倉出黎？ 2008-04-06 00:29
jackywong666 (18) : 影個倉出黎我怕天水圍班c9去搶呀 2008-04-06 00:32
問題7
samuel0***** (-1) : 我想買一千包呀..有冇得平d?因為我間工廠有好多工人等開飯..可唔可以叫fedix送黎..叫佢搵工場的張就得.. 2008-04-06 00:29
jackywong666 (18) : 那一個張? 2008-04-06 00:31
問題8
im2h****** (1) : 我想問米, 邊隻米最岩用 2008-04-06 00:32
jackywong666 (18) : 問米緊係金像啦方力申用佢黎問米架 2008-04-06 00:33
問題9
louii**** (無) : 我想要酒米,你有冇? 2008-04-06 00:36
jackywong666 (18) : 自己係鼻頭掘啦